I'm dreeeeamy. Google said so.

I've just discovered Googlism. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but hey, it's funny. This is what they say:

Within the Google results are thousands of your thoughts and opinions about thousands of different topics and people, we simply search Google and let you know what website owners think about the name or topic you suggested.

I still don't know exactly how it works. But it's funny. So without further ado*, I present to you my Googlism:

Justin is the bomb
Justin is my squeeze toy
Justin is bootylicious
Justin is a little wacky
Justin is hotter than Nelly
Justin is ugly
Justin is freakin' hott
Justin is truly talented
Justin is just another wannabe who cant be nothin' but another pop star getting no respect
Justin is alleged to have had her
Justin is the cutest little thing
Justin is 3 and a half years old and has large brown eyes
Justin is intellectually sharp but not precious or elitist
Justin is dreeeeamy
Justin is full of shit
Justin is an ardent ornithologist and has only recently discovered a new species of bird at the abbey
Justin is in Japan for the women and attention
Justin is so cocky and cheesie
Justin is not wheelchair bound
Justin is befuddled
Justin is a slow girl
Justin is pissing me off right now though

That's right, baby. Hotter than Nelly. Read the rest of 'em here.

[via Green Fairy]

- - - -*Thank you, srah.